Q: "What would you like for Christmas, Jacob?" A: "A chess set, please."
Q: "What would you like for Christmas, Jessica?" A: Cluedo, please."
Well, that's nothing that can't be sourced from the biscuit tin and the loft!
Then, while I took a trip to the cash point, Sue went for an outdoor swim with Jenny. You'd have to pay me a lot to do that!
Our family Christmas lunch is on Christmas Eve these days. Nine of us enjoyed a traditional 'not quite Christmas' lunch.