Sue and Martin in Mallorca 2019

Sue and Martin in Mallorca 2019
On the Archduke's Path in Mallorca

Saturday, 2 May 2020

Raistricks, and other hills over 1000 feet in the Yorkshire Dales

 
Conrad (aka Sir Hugh) put me on to this self published book, compiled as a labour of love by Bernard Peel as a retirement project.

For a tenner, you can't really go wrong, and Bernard was pleased to post me a copy.

It will be of interest to hillbaggers and to those who would like to seek out some of the less visited viewpoints in the Yorkshire Dales. There are, according to Bernard, some 242 hills of over 1000 feet, and they are assiduously listed in Annex 12 of this book.

The hills comprise:
23 Marilyns (minimum rise of 492 feet on all sides)
13 Hewitts (over 2000 feet with minimum rise of 98 feet on all sides)
8 Nuttalls (over 2000 feet with minimum rise of 49 feet on all sides)
72 Raistricks (between 1000 and 2000 feet with minimum rise of 100 feet on all sides)
126 Unclassified (over 1000 with minimum rise less than 100 feet on all sides)

The 'Raistricks' are Bernard's invention and are named after an inspirational Dalesman, Arthur Raistrick.

As well as the list of hills, the book contains numerous photos and various other information, including 'Minor Roads Offering Good Viewpoints' and a guide to 'Major Hills with Easiest Ascents'. That's just to get readers going I suppose; anyone wishing to tackle this list with vigour will need to work out their own routes - that's part of the fun.

This reminds me of the Lake District's 'Birketts' - Bill Birkett's excellent list of  541 Lakeland summits of over 1000 feet, but unlike Bill's publications it doesn't include much route information.

Once I'm allowed out, I may choose to start ticking off some of these hills, starting with the dozen or so Marilyns I haven't yet attempted. I suspect some of these may be suitable for 'socially distanced' solo walks when we are allowed out further than at present (I don't drive anywhere just now - week six of that - just get early morning suburban exercise for an hour or so from the front door).

If you'd like a copy of the book, you can obtain it by emailing Bernard at rosabernard.peel@btopenworld.com and paying by bank transfer.

Well done Bernard, I know it's very satisfying to self-publish a book.

Friday, 1 May 2020

Our Wood Pigeons

 
Many people seem to have a problem with Wood Pigeons, but I find their cooing quite soothing, and their antics around the feeder can be hilarious. They spend a lot of time sitting on the fence waiting for a 'food opportunity'.
 
I've also spotted them, from our bedroom window, enjoying next door's bird bath, which they sit in for ages, cleaning themselves meticulously.
 
 
 
It's nice to see these birds looking so happy.
 
Meanwhile, there is usually a Robin in the garden, as well as a Coal Tit and a Blackcap, but they move too quickly for my camera at present, and I'm hoping the Collared Doves that I see nearby may pay us a visit sometime.

Thursday, 30 April 2020

Bogle Stroll - 4 and 5 March, 1994

 
Having recently published Nick's diatribe on the 1981 Bogle Stroll (here), I've now encountered photographic evidence of the same event held in 1994. The personnel are different, but the gist of it is similar.
 
By 1994, the tradition of convening in the Red Lion in Withington on the Sunday after the 55 mile walk was still apparent, with 20 to 30 from UMIST Hiking Club turning up for that.
 
I came across just six photos, which is five more than I have for 1981, starting with Glyn and Robert outside the Renold Building at UMIST, just before the finish.
 
Robert was accustomed to finishing a bit faster, so he found the slow approach to the finish quite enjoyable at the gentle pace set by Glyn, who at this point was 'absolutely knackered'.
 
Judging by the next two pictures, taken within 10 metres of the finishing desk, Glyn was just about at the end of his tether.
 
 
 
I took Robert and Glyn back to Blackrod, where Glyn is pictured in 'recovery' position.
 
 
Robert could have walked it all again... ?!
 
 
To be fair to Glyn, he did write his diary entry in Volume 23 that afternoon, closely followed by Robert's entry: 

Glyn's report 

This really is the last time without any training. 15 hours 13 minutes! including about 6 hours of hell. Brain did not want to speak to legs after Blackrod. Severe gut-rot - diarrhoea - most of the way round. Left ankle seized up afterwards (how did it get bruised?) It was a beautiful evening though - ideal Bogling weather, and until half way round I really enjoyed it. Heartfelt thanks to Robert for walking me in through Salford, no, let's be honest... from Blackrod.

Glyn 

Robert's report 

Repaired old Reebok trainers with uhu and a piece of Lyn's blue dress on Friday evening before the start. This was an excellent idea but blister on left heel before Monton (near the start - Ed) made me wish I had bought a new pair. The weather was excellent, with slight drizzle at Coppull, and later on a shower around Westhoughton.
 
A pile of fifty or so Ann Summers lingerie catalogues prove interesting reading (just a little way past the Hiking Club checkpoint). Glyn insisted I had a good look.
 
Disappointing lack of numbers - only 300 to 400 walkers and no 'Mad Ones' team! Took an unplanned detour (again) down to Leigh bus station so added another half mile to the route. Also followed the 'old route' out of Manchester, ignoring the Bogle signs. Glyn made several unplanned detours including sitting on his throne in the back of his campervan at Blackrod.
 
Made good progress to Blackrod (~40 miles - Ed) (9hrs 13mins) but Glyn's general illness and lack of training caught up with him and our pace slowed considerably.
 
This gave me a good excuse to slow down. Lyn and Gill just did the Blackrod checkpoint and the support included a weekend FT to read whilst Glyn was on his throne.
 
Martin's appearance just after the Westhoughton checkpoint provided a welcome sight. He walked with us for a couple of miles, then moved his car to Walkden, and later to Swinton. The conversation and drinks provided a welcome distraction from my general aches and pains.
 
(Glyn spotted lots of frogs/toads on the way round.)
 
The walk down Eccles New Road seemed to me to be a pleasant stroll for once, but Glyn would not agree with this description.
 
Arrived back at UMIST at 1.26 pm, Glyn completing the walk by crawling up the Union steps on all fours. We were 9th and 10th to finish. What are the students coming to?
 
Martin's support extended to a lift back to Blackrod, where Gill provided copious quantities of tea and crumpets.
 
Robert 5/3/94
Additional Points 

St John's Ambulance men seemed to nearly outnumber the walkers.
 
Bogle organisation poor.
 
Chorley Bogle checkpoint moved to the other side of Chorley, out of sight up a cul de sac. G & R gave it a miss.
R

Tradition dictated a Sunday visit to the Red Lion, where volume 23 of the diary can be seen in front of David Jones, who together with Tim Budd graced the volume with their entries. Gill and Glyn are also pictured below (Glyn looking a bit more human today) and Conan Harrod was there. He went on to break his leg near the summit of Everest, returning a few years later to climb to the summit in a rather uneventful manner.
 
 
Here are the rest of the entries from the diary:
 
Tim's report 

Weather better than usual, turnout low so quite a lonely stroll. Played leapfrog with Glyn and Rob from Wigan to Westhoughton, where they stopped for breakfast. I couldn't force any down.
 
Painful as usual from Walkden onwards - my mind wants to continue, my legs want me to eat worms and die. Still, I have forgotten all that by next year!
 
Tim B 6/3/94
 
David's report
 
Bought a new pair of trainers the Thursday before, and took a couple of hours' kip on Friday afternoon, and that constituted most of my Bogle preparation this year. I blame this partly on the arrival of baby Chloë in December, and mostly on disorganisation.
 
Started at 11 pm anticipating rain on Saturday morning (or I'd have started at midnight) and headed off into a (too) warm night in the company of two orienteers who were talking about intending to finish it in about 8 hours. I left them after Wigan and after that I was (to my amazement) just on my own. Missed out lots of support points but was ably supported by John Fuller on his "winter bike" (a little Japanese thing).
 
Got to the last checkpoint at 7.45 and trudged into UMIST at 8.47, to give a 9.47 time with the customary sprint for the steps.
 
Toodle-pip!
 
David  
 
Martin's report (in support)
 
Up at 7.00 after 5.30 alarm, for 7.50 departure and off to walk in Rob and Glyn.
 
Missed them at Blackrod - later discovered Glyn had been hiding on a potty in a van, behind which Rob was hiding. By Wigan, I realised I'd missed them and I eventually tracked them down to near the motel.
 
Three trips with the car - jogging to the walkers, and walking back to the car with them, took us to the East Lancs junction. I'd also encountered Tim Budd, on his ninth Bogle, a few minutes ahead of Glyn and Rob.
 
Walked in with them from the East Lancs Junction (approx 8 miles). Glyn absolutely Knackered, Rob ok. They took 15.13 and finished 9th and 10th - a sad reflection on the state of Bogle. MASS Rag apparently disintegrated this year for financial support reasons, and only UMIST was interested in continuing with Bogle - only 400 or so took part.
 
Dave Jones won convincingly in 9.47, Andy Martin took 13.09, and Tim Budd 14.37. Five out of 10, even though Mad Ones didn't have a designated team (for the first time since 1968). Talk of a 'Geriatric' Mad Ones team next year. Just 15 or 16 members of the Tech Domski Hiking and Hostelling Club (TDHHC) finished Bogle this year.
 
A taxi to Irlam to recover the car, then a drive to Blackrod for tea and crumpets - and to drop off Glyn and Robert off at Lyn's house.
 
Not a very demanding Bogle for me - try again next year...
 
Adjourn to Red Lion on Sunday lunchtime, with about a dozen current students and a similar number of 'geriatrics'. It's strange how you can get to vaguely know people encountered for just an hour or two - once a year.
 
Stories of horror from John Fuller - retired from walking due to bad knees but a major support effort on his motorbike then a motorway drive (nearly asleep) back to Huddersfield.

Wednesday, 29 April 2020

7 and 8 December 2002 - A Visit to Center Parcs

 
Another small folder near the start of the era of digital images has revealed a few photos from Center Parcs in 2002. This was probably the third or fourth time that Sue and I had joined some old friends on this annual event.
 
The event continues, most recently in January 2020.
 
My diary (Volume 42) skips from 27 October to 15 December 2002 in the space of a single line, so these images are all ("thankfully" I hear, and subject to further discoveries) I have to remind us of this particular trip.
 
Roger, our 'squash supremo' is shown above on court, and various members of our (currently a WhatsApp group that met by Skype only last night) Center Parcs team are depicted below.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Don't we look young! And some haven't changed at all!

Tuesday, 28 April 2020

Shogun Trail Breaker 3 - 30 years old today

 
Thirty years ago today I left work early on a Saturday morning and spent a good hour with a chap called Graham in Harry Hall's shop near the Cathedral. I'd done some research and was aiming for a Trek 830 bike. I finished up with the Trail Breaker. It has had relatively light use, clocking up just around 12,000 miles in the 30 years of its existence. It has received more use in recent years - over 1,000 miles last year, and currently enjoys over 20 miles a week under Lockdown. My routine involves three rides a week, on the suburban route shown below in blue, alternating between this bike and the more modern Specialised Stumpjumper.
 
 
The Trail Breaker was a quality mountain bike in its day, but was soon to become outdated by way of the introduction of suspension and disc brakes. However, it was a perfect fit for me, and I didn't use it enough to justify upgrading, until Dave O offered me his five year old Stumpjumper for a good price in 2011.
 
Whilst the Trail Breaker was seen as an obsolete sort of bike, destined for the scrap heap, I found it lighter and more appropriate for much of our local off road routes - certainly those involving canal towpaths or the Trans Pennine Trail, so it got (and still gets) more use than the more sophisticated Stumpjumper, which is of course much better over some of the rough ground of the Peak District, etc.
 
However, more recently I've seen a resurgence of bikes very similar to my 30 year old one. They are called 'Gravel Bikes'. So my old mountain bike is no longer obsolete, it's more a sort of 'classic' gravel bike. I hope that both it and 'Stumpy' can give me a few more years of pleasure, before I resort to a battery powered model!

Monday, 27 April 2020

Fundraising for the Levana School Partnership

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/martin-banfield6

Yesterday I was supposed, like many others, to be taking part in the London Marathon. It has been postponed until 4 October, but who knows how it will deal with Social Distancing issues even then.

Thus my annual fundraising for the Levana School Partnership has failed to get off the mark. This is partly because I recognise that many charities that raise funds for needy causes in the UK are struggling at this time. So why should anyone want to donate to a charity that benefits township children in Cape Town?

I have raised this issue with the trustees, who are really concerned about the children that the charity supports. Here's their initial reaction:

"I think our main concern about Cape Town is the way the virus will affect the townships – the police won’t be so keen to break up groups in that context, whereas they will do with groups in the city. The virus will be rampant in the townships as they all live very close to each other and will have no funds for masks, food etc – it’s just laughable to think they would have any means of protecting themselves.

During their lockdown, the police have been quite forceful in breaking up groups gathering in the suburbs but it could end up in riots if they use the same tactics in the townships.

The gangs are supposed to be helping by giving food parcels out, so that could be a positive to encourage as gangs are really powerful in the townships over there. But food parcels might later be used to put pressure on kids to join gangs for what would seem to be innocuous and supportive acts, but that would lead to exploitation of the children later."
 
The funds raised this year will not be spent until whenever next year the trustees can get back to South Africa for their annual visit, so there is no immediate fundraising pressure. I didn't take part in yesterday's '2.6' efforts. I will however do a marathon in some way before the end of the year, even if I have to copy our friend Cary's remarkable effort using a complex but somewhat repetitive course in nearby Wythenshawe Park.
 
Potential and regular donors will have to make their own judgement. I would encourage donations to the Levana charity, and I'll get it off the mark later. But I would also encourage donations to other more local charities who may be struggling for funds. Everyone will have their personal preferences. Those of us who continue to receive our OAP and work-related pensions, as well as refunds of air fares, train fares, accommodation deposits, etc, may actually be able to afford rather more than usual, as well as being able to help family and friends who may be unable to generate their usual level of income in these difficult times. So perhaps a suitable sum could be directed towards Levana - it will make a difference.
 
That's about it really. I'll be sending links to this posting to numerous regular and potential donors over the next few months in the hope that I can yet again raise a significant sum for the charity.
 
Please feel free to contribute - here.
 
Note - the charity's website is here - it should soon be updated for the 2020 visit that thankfully took place just before the virus arrived.

Sunday, 26 April 2020

7 July 2005 - A View from the Walkers Haute Route

 
Just filling in, with my first posting from 2005, I think, after a day of 'Zooming' and technical problems with a monitor that took a while to diagnose.
 
Here, David is snapping Gaynor as she appears from what appears to be 'nowhere', showing that the weather in the Alps isn't always perfect, this being somewhere on the walkers' route between Chamonix and Zermatt.
 
A fuller report may appear in due course...
 
Meanwhile...
By complete coincidence, I discovered that Barbara S, fellow TGO Challenge vetter, put a picture of the same bridge, in clearer weather, on Facebook on 23 April. I hope she doesn't mind me replicating that picture here:
 
 
Whilst amongst our party, Betty is recorded as being fazed by this bridge, my own recollection is that it was ok, but further along our route from above Zermatt to St Niklaus (we were going the opposite way to Barbara) there were some partially collapsed tunnels under the scree that caused a few rips to clothing, and a very annoyed leader (me) when some of the party thought it would be better to avoid the tunnels and attempt to go over the scree from which the tunnels were protecting them!
There was much shouting before they eventually obeyed instructions!
 
[We went from Zermatt to Grimenz in 2005, then in 2006 we went from Chamonix to Grimenz, meeting a number of TGO Challenge stalwarts, including Sue O and Skippy, along the way.]
 

Saturday, 25 April 2020

Garden Comparison - November 2002 to April 2020

 
Here's our garden today. An oasis of calm in which to relax and read our books. The shed is just to the left in the next picture.
 
 
It wasn't always like this. The old shed, shown below, was replaced a couple of years ago.
 
 
Next door's garage (we had a similar one that was removed before these pictures were taken) was dismantled several years ago. The apple tree (below) has just been planted.
 
 
We had a smart new fence installed in 2002. It was replaced with a slightly more substantial one in 2012, so it only lasted ten years.
 
 

Most of our windows have also been replaced since these pictures were taken.
 
 
 
Can you spot our apple tree?
 
 
 
A tree planted here now towers above the kitchen window.
 
 
I feel sorry for anyone whose garden is currently as ours was in 2002, and for the owners of the boarded up properties I pass when out exercising - caught out in the middle of renovations.
 
Stay Safe...
 
(Later) More rummaging through 'Sundry' picture folders has revealed a few more 'garden' pictures that I've decided to insert here. The pictures above were taken in November 2002. Here are a few from 14 December 2002:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
By 13 April 2003, some planting had taken place, and it looked like this:
 
 
 
 
 
 
We were proud of the new kitchen extension, and of the kitchen that appeared like this on 13 April 2003:
 
 
Here it is today; the teapot cosy hasn't even changed!
 
 
Meanwhile, Conrad has asked whether we did this work ourselves. Sue's cousin, Bec, did the garden design, and a local company in Sale carried out the work. Bec brought a car load of suitable plants, and Sue installed them. Most of them have flourished ever since.

Friday, 24 April 2020

Bogle Stroll - 6 and 7 March, 1981


This photo sits on a chest of drawers in our bedroom. It's a reminder of Happy Days with a group of UMIST contemporaries. I've mentioned Bogle Stroll previously in this posting.

The picture was taken outside the Red Lion in Withington at lunchtime on Sunday 8 March 1981, that establishment being a rendezvous (de-briefing and re-hydration) point for UMIST Hiking Club's 'Mad Ones' Bogle teams and supporters over a period of many years.

Five of the above - Dave, Ian, Ken, Ruaridh and Nick, will be sent a link to this posting. Sadly John and Laurie are no longer with us. Cathy, Graham and Andy may be around somewhere, but not in touch, and I'm not sure about Julian, who I think may be a fellow TGO Challenger, though I've not met him on that event. Maybe Sue O will help track him down?

I'm indebted to Nick for providing the diary entry for this 1981, 55 mile, event. At the time I was hampered by an ear injury sustained on Cul Beag on 22 February, and I have tinnitus from that injury to this day, but at least it's now below the pain threshold.

In those days none of us recognised the word 'training', so walking 55 miles overnight on pavements with no preparation was something of a challenge.

Here, I'll insert Nick's remarkably detailed 'Stream of Consciousness' that offers a very good 'feel' for the event. I bet you never expected this, Nick - and it's not a by-product of 'Lockdown', having been sitting in the pending tray for many months. Then I'll provide the stats for the team at the foot of your diary entry:

Bogle Stroll 1981 - by Nick

The weather forecast - prolonged showers, rain and more rain. Dave said he thought it would be the wettest one yet (he being a veteran of five previous attempts - were they all successful?) Much discussion of numbers of previous attempts, Martin beating all hands down, having walked it even in years when it was cancelled. He still managed to get lost in Wigan in ‘80 though!

No I didn’t - that was Dave, Nick (yourself), Chris Coates and Ken - not me. M

White bands were pinned to trouser knees and Bogle tabards were decorated or discarded.

Clothing was discussed and ridiculed - anything from full winter hiking gear including cagoule, overtrousers, rucksack and woolly hat, down to shorts and a jumper were in evidence. The diarist stuck to the old faithful Damart long johns disguised by old school trousers; however, he had some misgivings later. The diarist had an insatiable desire to be a graffitist so took a newly stolen black felt tip pen along for some inexplicable reason.

As already seen, The 'Mad Ones' Team were numbers 1000 to 1009 so were destined to be amongst the first to set off at the amazingly early time of 10.45 pm. After a long speech from a Miss K Buckle in the Renold quiet room, we trekked and heaved and pushed our way through hundreds of prospective Boglers up to the LAH.

After less incompetence than usual, we set off at about 10.50 pm.

Ruaridh roared off at a steady jog down the stairs, obviously aiming to break his ankles and skive off before he even started!

Martin had suggested a team effort with all of us walking together, but this failed to materialise. We set off at a steady jog, meeting our first hecklers at Princess Street. Ian was hugged but managed to recover. Down Whitworth Street, Liverpool Road, Water Street, Ruaridh and Laurie now pulling slightly ahead, with the diarist trailing slightly. Others had given up the jog as we hit the A57.

The next four or five miles through Eccles proved fairly eventful, though luckily not for the diarist. While negotiating the roundabout by Hope Hospital the diarist was caught up by a track suited first timer who seemed pretty keen. He didn’t know the way, so the diarist, being an energetic sort of chap, and pretty generous, at least at this stage, decided to jog along with him. The local populace did not yet seem to have woken up to Bogle at that stage, so apart from a few shouts we escaped unscathed. Others were not so lucky - Ruaridh enjoyed a dance with a native; Andy and Julian got attacked. Andy was kicked so hard he nearly had doubts about carrying on (but he made it, he’s British); and a woman nearly collapsed in front of Martin (who wouldn’t?) off down by the Bridgewater Canal (for indeed ‘tis a branch of same) towards Worsley.

The diarist was apprehended for a match by a crew-cutted local yokel, but declined the invitation (he was after a Bryant and May).

Up to the roundabout at Worsley and onto the A572. A signpost beckons: “Walkden 2 miles” (or about 40 if you’re Bogling was the thought through the diarist’s mind). A few early support cars were gathered by the church here, their occupants getting ready for a long night. 2 miles to the first checkpoint at the Standfield Centre, Boothstown. Dazzling lights and tables of food and drink awaiting the later massed blistered hordes.

Past the signpost: “Wigan 9”. Quick calculations for ETA - some time around 2.30.

Crossing the A580 to Mosley Common, the first sign of support - a flashing red light, and it’s atop a white Renault 5 containing Jeggers and Mr G Forder ACMA (nearly), veteran of 4? previous Bogle supports. The diarist is thankful, for they are to be the Mad Ones support - at least we should get some support this time! Along the A577. Orange juice was imbibed then along through “home” ground, just passing the launderette when, through the first drops of rain appeared a white-jumpered Buckle. “Is this the right place?”, said she, having sprung from a nearby support car. “Yes”, replied the diarist, forgetting that there was another support about half a mile back down the road.

Anorak was donned. Surely this rain won’t last, it’ll be pretty miserable if it does.

It did.

Tyldesley was shiny - no noise from the mill as it wasn’t working.

Past Hindsford to Atherton and the next checkpoint. Here was more support - with swearing in evidence. Grapefruit juice and more rain. Past Mealhouse Lane - time about 01.00. Out of Atherton and over a bridge over a disused railway. Those two I passed in Atherton have dropped back now. Across some open ground and then along to Hindley. The rain slowed a bit - I remember it started drizzling here last year (or was it the year before?). Under a couple of railway bridges, offering temporary respite from the pouring monotony. Splodging through the puddles. Are my feet wet? Wriggles toes - yes. Only about 37 miles to go. Hit Ince - signpost “Wigan 1”. Over the canal. Treat this bit with suspicion - wasn’t there a canal near where we got lost last year? There was no-one else around. Carried on, turning the familiar last corner before “Wigan” to see not just one but two Hiking Club support cars, but only one having the flashing light. Luckily Mad Ones support there - well done.

Thankfully picked up cagoule - keep the rain out. Drink orange, mars bar, apple. “Good luck.” “Where are the others?” “Not far ahead.”

Oh yeah. Down the wet streaming hill, tower blocks on the left. I remember seeing a lone Bogler limping slowly down here one year and feeling pity.

Yes, nearly here - Wigan Little Theatre on the right. There’s the car park, a few lights, some trestle tables. Where’s the checkpoint? A tranny van and a removal van. “Are you the checkpoint?” Door slides back... “What’s your number?” (Voice from inside) “Have you got a pen?”

“No.”

“I’ll try and remember.”

“1001.”

“Right.”

On in the wet. Cagoule zipped up. Feel quite comfortable. Where did we get lost last year? Plenty of people around. No Boglers. Aim for the A49. Follow the Bogle signs. Red pen on white background - not very easy to see.

I don’t recognise this piece of road - could be the A49. Where’s the place I joined it last year?

Time 03.00. Here we are, quite a large open junction - that’s where I came on. Recognise the trees where I heard the first birds one year. Very few sounds now though. Who’s that in front? Got a white band on the leg. Brown anorak. Rain lashing again. There are now houses built on the right where one year there was a muddy call of nature. It’s Laurie, going quite slowly. A quick chat. “Ruaridh roared off and I was feeling a bit unfit. I’ve done no walking, only cycling, and have developed the wrong muscles.”

See you later perhaps... now where’s Ruaridh?

Along to a bus shelter at Standish. Here’s Ruaridh MCP, talking to Cathy, and Nick Giles shows me a primus - it won’t go he says. Goodbye to that cup of coffee. Apple and mars bar, drink of squash. Walk off with Ruaridh for the nocturnal crossing of Coppull Moor.

This is the first great happening of the Bogle, according to some authorities. Do you fancy a bit of a jog? Okay. Rain not too bad for a while. Now, can Ruaridh jog in his shoes? My feet are wet and I can feel the great toe and the ‘index toe’ of my left foot rubbing together. Jogging doesn’t feel too bad, but Ruaridh’s ankle is troubling him. Here’s that bend where, when I carried my radio in the first year, I heard that the first person had finished.

Where’s the checkpoint? It used to be at the Seven Stars Hotel. Oh yes, there’s the cheating short cut off to Chorley. The checkpoint next. Again nothing set up but two in a tranny van say they will try to remember our numbers.

The lights run out soon. There’s the last street light. No rain? Very dark. We walk in the road. How far is the next checkpoint? How far to the Hiking Club foodpoint? We’ve been caught up by a couple. Discuss the nocturnal crossing in past years, as this couple haven’t done it before. We’re past half way now. There’s our food point - the red light district of Charnock Richard!

Ruaridh’s stopping to chiropodise his foot. I’ll carry on - no point in hanging around to get colder and wetter (is it possible to get wetter?).

Set off then stop to take a goddam leak (shades of Catcher in the Rye - what a book for Chrissake).

There are those two again - a girl with an orange cagoule (Astros) with a lad who looks to be having trouble keeping up.

Not far now to the turn off to Chorley. Downhill to the River Yarrow then a long climb up to the turn off, stone wall on the left hand side then another upward gradient over the Glasgow - Euston main line. Past a few shops and houses. A pub with doors shut. No milkmen here yet this year. Down and up and down and up hills.

There’s that field where the OTC had their breakfast gear set out one year.

Up past the cemetery - I wouldn’t fancy living in those houses there right next to it. There was a checkpoint here last year. I had some horrible instant chicken soup. It’s dark and raining - too early to see people out walking their dogs this year. Where’s the checkpoint going to be?

Follow that blue Tranny van down a side street. Where the hell is this? There’s that van again, talk to those two again. The girl in orange is looking for a loo and hopes there will be food here. There isn’t, but they say there might be “if you want to wait about half an hour”. Sure. They don’t even have a check list or a pen. I produce my graffitising pen and remove the top. The girl in the tranny tried to take the top off again, and got black fingers!

It’s 5am and raining and now we can’t find our way back to the A6. I tell the orange girl I think there are some loos soon - she wants food and is feeling pretty dischuffed with Bogle non catering. “People run it every year don’t they?”

Regain the A6 (sorry, gain it). See all the pelican crossings. I regret mentioning toilets as I realise there aren’t any. Turn left at the mini roundabout. See the signpost, to Manchester 22 miles.

Leave the couple. Down hill and try a jog. Left foot hurting a little. Is the shoe ok? There’s the Norweb training school on the right. Lots of trees on the left so the orange girl should be able to improvise.

Not far to the next club food point. Used to be an old transport car park, but that’s been built on now. Where will they be? See the traffic lights ahead. Cross the road. There’s the car - is it? No response. Decide I’m okay anyway. Bogle support car comes past - Are you okay? Fancy a couple of Dextrosol? Yeah, sure. Cheers mate.

Right through the traffic lights. Many people have dived into these trees in past years. Here’s that lay-by where I was given an apple once. Tasted great.

Leeds and Liverpool canal just to the right there.

Adlington’s the next call. There should be that short stretch of dual carriageway beforehand. There’s the knitting factory. No cars around.

Hit the dual carriageway. There’s a car pulling up behind me? Who is it? I know them - must be supporting the Chandos team. Discuss my position - must be about fifth or sixth? At least I’m the first of the TDHHC lot. It’s still dark. Will I manage the legendary crossing of Blackrod by night? Yes, down through Adlington, past Fairclough’s, and the PC on the right (too far to walk). Then out go the lights. Echoes of the past - “.... I remember the long haul up Blackrod”, as reminisced by many Boglers recalling their first time. Climb higher up and there’s the M61. Anderton services soon in view. Blue tranny roars past. The lay-by. Blue tranny with head Bogle organiser in front in blue Cortina estate. Try to give my number in. Anyone interested in taking numbers? Can I have some of this water? Two semi-heavies carry on unloading tea brewing apparatus. “You’ll have to go to the lead car.” This then drives off of course. Ah well, sod ‘em all.

Off into the dark, well, it’s getting lighter. The rain seems to have stopped. My left foot is hurting a bit. Stop and tighten lace. That’s worse. Loosen it and wriggle my toes - was that sole off centre? Yes, my right foot’s okay. A bit of a breeze. Stop and bend down - relieve legs. Take off my cagoule. If I fold and roll it I can tie it around my waist. Do it. Continuing to reach a lay-by before a turn off to Horwich. Welcomed by Jeggers and GF ACMA (nearly). “Would you like to sit down?” pipes up from a bright blue duvet jacket and brighter red dungarees. Succumb to the invitation and drink a really excellent cup of tea and eat a mangled but similarly welcome jam butty.

Sensibly (as I later discovered) I decided not to leave my cagoule there - it started to rain again soon afterwards. Batteries recharged and eating my second Bogle apple I set off with the added impetus that I was pretty near being one of the first few along the course and certainly the first of TDHHC. Where was Martin? Where was John? This road now familiar, both from driving and from previous Bogles.

Occupied brain by trying to remember what were the salient features of the route ahead. How many roundabouts? Where are the traffic lights? How many before I reach Four Lane Ends, home ground in recent times? Here’s the part with the low level pavement and fence next to the road. Not long to the turn off to Westhoughton, then there’s Metal Box on the left hand side with the White Horse opposite - that pub we went to where they didn’t have food on Sunday lunchtimes.

Sit down just near the turn off to Westhoughton. The paper shop’s just opening. There’s an old bloke delivering papers. Not many so old around on papers, that I’ve seen at least.

Reluctantly get up. There’s someone behind me, wearing red. Continue along past ‘the motel’, but it’s all closed and there’s no trace of any support there - . Oh yes, it’s been moved along the road a bit now to the next roundabout, the turn off to Bolton. It’s Ruaridh wearing his red cagoule. “Another friendly face at last.” His foot’s still giving him some aggro, but we continue together.

Up past Hulton Park on the right. This is the part where on my first attempt we had to walk in the road because of the snow on the pavement. Four Lane Ends with the two pubs on opposite corners - The Red Lion (Tetleys) and The Hulton Arms (Greenall Whitley but good basket meals on Sunday lunchtimes).

On another mile to the last of the A6 roundabouts, a small one by junction 4 of the M61. Slight pause behind some bushes soon afterwards.

Not much jogging now!

As we approach Little Hulton, we see the sign to tell us we’ve reached the Borough of Worsley in the City of Salford - not far to go. At the next traffic lights we see a water sports shop and contemplate going in for a wetsuit each (not really, but we could have). Only 1.5 miles from this junction across to the outgoing route before Tyldesley.

Ruaridh reassured by this. Plod, plod, plod. It’s stopped raining again. I think I’ll leave my cagoule behind at Walkden. It doesn’t matter too much if it rains again after that, and it’ll be less convenient if it doesn’t rain.

The Tesco car park at Walkden. It’s 8.45. Jeggers wants a loo and the PC isn’t open yet. She’s waiting for Tesco to open, but I’m sure there isn’t one in there. I haven’t the heart to tell her though.

Ruaridh stops for foot repair work again. I continue after another drink. Is this the devil I see behind me? No, it’s John with a pal, both of whom have been running more or less since Blackrod. John mumbles something about having wanted to catch up the ones at the front, that is - me at least. They jog on. I try but fail. It’s raining again. Hard.

A long straight road, passing under two motorway bridges, bits of the M61 and M62 respectively. Now on through Swinton. It’s chucking it down. Shops on the left hand side. Quite a few shoppers out. So these have to be dodged unfortunately. When the road widens out I feel lost. This part never feels familiar.

Catch up John and his pal. John’s wandering around all over - is he drunk, and if so, how? Not far to the last checkpoint now. John et al off again, but not me. Catch up again outside the Pendlebury Children’s Hospital. They’ve stopped for an adjustment of footwear, and John’s not sure of the revised route from now on.

I’d got a dry map at Walkden, but on examining it, it’s nearly as wet as the first one! No one at the Swinton checkpoint, so I write our numbers on the table with my graffitising pen. Also the legend “TDHHC ROOL OKAY”.

As we approach the roundabout/junction at Irlams o’th’height we are waylaid by a Bogle van who wanted our numbers, at least its occupants did. The pal, in a stripey rugby shirt decided he didn’t like the idea of following Bogle signs under subways, but the Bogle heavies let out a big “‘Oi” then “It’s that way”.

Sheepishly, rugby shirted pal made his way back to our side.

Under subways and over a footbridge, then under another subway to surface at the end of Claremont Road. Many interesting and less well known residents of the local area were advertised on the walls of the subway in red, blue and black paint. Are they really artistic? Do I recognise this road from last year? It was sunny then. Now it’s drizzling. I recognise this way. John unsure. At the end we crossed Eccles Old Road, with some difficulty.

Slightly to the right and then down Weaste Lane by De La Salle College. John’s off again. We plod. He’s waiting now as the route again is uncertain. We decide to continue along Weaste Lane, but soon discover that we should have gone on to Weaste Road instead.

We confront a footbridge over the railway. Agony as we skip lightly up and down the steps on either side. Well maybe.

Hit the A57 and there’s no holding John now that he knows where he is. Me and the pal carry on, plodding. I know how far it is to the turn off at Water Street, he doesn’t. What a contrast to last year. Then, it was hot, dry and dusty. Now, it’s cold, raining and muddy.

A very depressing area to walk through, this. A few strange looks, so we give them back. Stop at traffic lights, leaning heavily on fence and lamp posts. A few rest stops, very reluctant to get up.

Stagger, limp, limp, plod.

Water Street at last!

Turn left, cross the road, then right up Liverpool Road. Plod, rock, stagger.

Whitworth Street West after difficulty crossing Deansgate. Too many cars.

I can’t let this other lad beat me now, in spite of the fact that he originally set off an hour after us.

Fast walk. How are my legs doing it? Foot suddenly not hurting quite so much.

What’s that bloke doing there with the clipboard? Another of those surveys I suppose. Surely he won’t try to talk to me.

He didn’t, but I was lucky because he’d spoken to John a few minutes earlier, asking him if he wanted to become a blood donor!!! John’s thoughts are unprintable.

Across Oxford Street now and feeling good. Whitworth Street.

The last few hundred yards. Refuge Assurance. Walk faster. Princess Street, and it’s clear to cross. Cross two small back streets then it’s Sackville Street. Turn right. There’s UMIST. The steps or the slope this year? Decide on the slope for a triumphant run into the Union.

Just a few seconds now and it will be over.

Skirt around the bottom of the steps and a few dawdling non-Boglers.

Up the steps and there’s the table on the left.

Hand in Control Card.

The end.

See Jeggers and GF ACMA (nearly) who point me towards food in the Union bar lounge.

John and Laurie are there. The latter had sneaked past us by coming back on the old route, claiming that he didn’t know the new one. Admittedly, the signposts weren’t very clear.

Sit down, drink, eat, others arrive. Pretty close grouping. Chiropody, only two small blisters.

Limping now on left foot. Ask St John’s Ambulance to look at it and end up with a bandage!

Lift to Rathen Road from Nell, with Dave and Ian. Lie down, doze, bath very welcome. Suffering from Jogger’s Crutch though. I am not alone in this.

Sleep - oblivion. 

End of my fifth Bogle!

Best wishes

Nick

PS I make no apologies for the jumbled note form of the diary because that was how I thought at the time! N

PPS Apres-Bogle activities included a comical double limp to the Red Lion, both on Saturday night and on Sunday lunchtime.

PPPS We’ve now found out that our Mad Ones team were awarded £25 to spend on a barrel of beer. We were the only team to get all ten members to the finish.


 
TDHHC Mad Ones - Results
Time
1000 Ruaridh Macdonald 13:30
1001 Nick Gray 11:50
1002 David Scruby 12:45
1003 Ian Inch 11:54
1004 John Mansell 11:45
1005 Ken McNair 13:16
1006 Laurie Marshall 11:40
1007 Martin Banfield 12:00
1008 Julian Eaton 14:05
1009 Lofty 12:18
Average 12:44

Later Note:

There has been debate over the date. For the avoidance of doubt, it was 1981, as portrayed above.
Nick has also sent me an image of his Bogle tie. I still have three of these. There were special ties in 1968 and 1969, but later they became generic, in three colours. I can't remember the colours for first and second Bogle finishes, but participants who had completed three or more Bogle Strolls were entitled to a black tie, as on the right in the picture below.

'Bogle Stroll' is on my list of projects. Quite a big one, actually, so this (and the previous posting mentioned above) may be the start of a piecemeal series of entries tracing some history of Bogle Stroll between 1968 and 1995.